And 8 out of 9 you haven’t ever seen that cousin or will ever again see. At least there’s food

At least there’s food

i hope they bring the dogs, and the food has the courtesy to stay still

yeah, so do i…

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my sincere condolences if they’re really asking you about marriage

nah. they won’t. but I know the routine. it’s the same fuckin questions everytime I meet these people.

— “why havent you brought a girlfriend with you already”
— “how’s studying going? you must be very happy with your choice. a young and intelligent boy like you. hey, my son is also interested in informatics, tell him everything he needs to know”
— “sooooo, how’s your love life?”
— “GO DANCE WITH YOUR 9yo COUSIN”
— “GO DANCE IN GENERAL”
— “GET UP FROM THE TABLE AND HAVE FUN, BECAUSE YOU ARE HAVING FUN”

Me — “why didn’t you bring the dogs with you…? i want to pet the dogs… this is all i ever wanted… just…dogs…and pizza.. why is this thing in my plate moving?”

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Take a shot every time some relative asks when you’re getting married

I usually do not drink, but under these circumstances it’s simply inevitable. :D

damoclessword replied to your post:*sigh*
I know just how you feel, this is why we use tumblr

yep. im almost completely certain that ill be on my phone during the ceremony and the party. blogging is more important :D

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*sigh*

I’ll be away for a while. I’m going to a wedding, so that’s gonna be great… It’s that time again when I’m being forced to pretend I’m satisfied with my life for an entire day, and probably more, answer all kinds of awkward questions, and share my indescribable happiness with all those depressingly happy people. There’s nothing worse for someone who hates everything about his existence than to put him in a box with a hundred wild animals, gathered to celebrate someone else’s happiness.

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At least there’ll be food.


These two. I can’t even with them anymore, uahhhh…

These two. I can’t even with them anymore, uahhhh…

daredeuil:

there’s not enough bruce banner on my dash and i’m fixing that 1/ 

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tagged → #its ah me vergil #dmc
clintparton:

“A ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ғɪsʜ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ʙɪᴄʏᴄʟᴇ.”

clintparton:

A ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ ɪs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ғɪsʜ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀ ʙɪᴄʏᴄʟᴇ.”

get to know me meme: three/fifteen movies
x-men: days of future past — "You built these machines to destroy us. Why? Because you are afraid of our gifts. Because we are different. And humanity has always feared that which is different.

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tagged → #utopia